These are the top 3 artists to have in your car for a long car ride.  Talk about non stop fun, singing, and the car ride seems extremely short.

1.  Beach Boys

2.  Beatles

3.  Queen.

Songs everyone knows some words to.

After seeing the Men Who Stare At Goats Last thursday at the early screening, I have been working on my skills for mind control.  I am going to be working up my chops to do cloud bursting right now.  In about a year or two, I would like to blow shit up just using my mind.  Someday that dream will come.

Yesterday, I went to get my ferritin levels tested at the doctor’s office.

I told him my legs have been tired for the past 3 to 4 weeks.

20 Questions Later

DR:  Any lumps anywhere?

Me:  No

DR:  Hmmm…. We’re going to need you to test you for testicular cancer.  So drop your pants.

Mom:  Should I leave.

(DR puts on the elastic gloves and snaps them on)

DR: It’s best if you do mam’?

My mom left the office.

It certainly became the most longest uncomfortable minute in a long time.

Here is my Top Ten List of the Best Live Action Movies (tv movies aren’t included) made by Disney.  No particular order

1.  Blank Check-  Come on, the kid has a water slide from his office to the pool.

2.  Heavyweights- Tony Perkis, LARS, Gerald Gartner!  Ben Stiller’s Best Role of All Time.  ”Let me make something very clear: The PerkiSystem does not work with cheaters like Gerald Garner. OK? How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can’t keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who’s gonna buy that, huh? “

3.  The Big Green

4.  Mighty Duck’s Trilogy- The Knuckle Puck

5.  Cool Runnings- “Rise and Shine, It’s Butt Whooping Time”

6.  Jungle 2 Jungle-  One of the many great films from Tim Allen in the 90’s.  I think it would also be tight to be named Mimi-Siku and run around with just a towel and shooting blow-darts, and act like a native.  ”Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths”

7.  A Kid in King Arthur’s Court-  Not only was the kid from Rookie of the Year in that movie, but Daniel Craig and Kate Winslet.

8.  First Kid- Sinbad at his finest!

9.  Rocket Man- “Fun is my Chinese neighbor’s middle name! “

10.  Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Other than the king size, the fun size and those cheap bastards handing out Christmas Candy from years ago, I’ve gotten some best things I received in my time of trick or treating.

1.  Apple Cider

2.  Hot Chocolate

3.  A Tube of Tooth Paste

4.  A Hot Dog with poppy seed bun

The hot dog was the best by far.

Tuition cost an arm and a leg at north central (33 grand a year to be somewhat precise) and it certainly does not help the school investing in Zegways, cars, a golf cart (never used), Bicycles (Never Used) and other modes of transportation for campus safety to cover our 59 acre campus.  If our tuition bill goes up dramatically, it’s because campus safety will most likely invest in this .

Low and Behold: The Airboard.

I went on iChat just now, and I was sad.  It’s no longer popularly as it once was.  I know who to blame, and that is… Facebook.

iChat had an impeccable amount of features and now it’s no longer put to use.  You can’t video chat on facebook.  The way it’s set up isn’t cool.

I would like to revive iChat and that is a demand, my friends.

The other night, I was at my friend’s dorm, and he played me the music video “Shewolf”.

Shakira has always been pretty hot, but this was by far the hottest I’ve ever seen her. There are so many naughty things she does, I don’t think any man can control himself.

I mean come on, the way she moves her body, its unbelievable.  Doing those kinky yoga moves, there are many thoughts that flows through the mind, body and spirit.

Watch it

Words can’t even describe

I don’t think he needs a shotgun anymore

This is a video I did with a couple of my friends.  Enjoy